Sam Spratlin

I’m sick of it.

March 22nd, 2010

Sick of it all! I don’t want NOBODY to win the tournament now. I want them all to perish! This is why we need a BCS system instead of this flawed bracketing system.

My biggest concern now is I can’t figure out who I want to succeed less. If I had to rank them, I think I’d go:

5. DUKE
4. Kentucky
3. K-State
2. K-State
1. K-State

And I suppose the teams I least dislike to win it would be Xavier, Baylor and maybe UNI. But UNI is an ugly team - not just in terms of their play - also appearance-wise. They look like a bunch of meth addicts.

After the loss, Bethie and I went to play in a charity beer pong tournament at a place called “Uncle Fatty’s Rum Resort.” Look out SeƱors Buffet and Hagar, the beach-themed sports bar landscape just got a little more crowded.

So, I’m not one of those “germ-y” types that complains when stuff is disgusting, but I was pretty surprised there weren’t some of those types at this thing, because it was utterly gross. “Hey, we’re all strangers, right? Let’s take turns drinking beer out of the same plastic cups! Oh, did you drop your ping pong ball on the disgusting beer and dirt-covered floor? That’s ok, because you can just rinse it off in this cup of water. A cup of water!”

Well, Bethie and I managed to make it farther in this tournament than KU made it in theirs. Until the third round, when we ran into the Big-10 college equivalent of these guys. This one fella thought he was going pro in beer pong, and his teammate was the only member of his entourage.

Also, we picked up our new car this weekend and it is SHARP!

One Response to “I’m sick of it.”

  1. candy

    Why so much hate for the KSU Wildcats?

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