Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is the name of the videogame I’ve been playing lately. It’s also the only videogame I think I ever want to play ever again. It’s a shooting game where you run around trying to kill the other players over the online. The more you play the more points you get and the more points you get the more super-points you get until you get all the way up to 70 points. At first, I thought this was pretty stupid.

“Who has the time to get up to 70 of these points?!” I thought.

Now I’ve got 58 of them.

Probably because I play every night for at least an hour but more like 2 hours. I am going to get all 70 of those points. And just the other day I found out that once you’ve got the 70 points, you can reset your whole game and start all over in exchange for one SUPER-super-point called a “Prestige” point. There are a maximum of 10 of those that you can get.

Soon they are going to make some new maps and oh how pleased that will make me. Don’t get me wrong; the current maps are great, but I’m ready for new ones. I think my favorite map is the airport terminal, or maybe the grimy city one.

The only thing I don’t like about Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is how long the name is. Technically speaking, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is really “Call of Duty 6″ but it’s called Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and that’s a real mouthful, you know?

I can’t wait to go home tonight and play. Maybe Dave will be online and I will beat him soundly - as I normally do - because he only has about 40 of those super-points. Him playing against me is an absurd mismatch like a baby bunny trying to attack a full-grown human.