Called the “Triple Chocolate Chewies” that we just started buying recently. Let me tell you, I don’t know what we as a culture have been doing making all these other kinds of cookies over the past couple hundred years. If we had just started off with these chewy cookies, that’d be it. Job done. Everybody could just go get on with their lives. They could get back to spending time with their wife and kids instead of slaving away at the cookie lab trying to come up with some new cookie recipe that no one would like - working on the weekends trying to invent some new kind of cookie that nobody wants or even needs.

Look, I guess what I am saying is, I really like these cookies and I pity all other cookies by comparison. I’m going to eat several of them when I get home.